Two of my Favorite Websites are the Chuck Norris Facts website:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

And the Jack Bauer Facts web page featured on www.bagofnothing.com 

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

Then I decided to think up a few random fact about Richard Bone.

*Every time Richard places a trade, a terrorist dies of AIDS.

*Out of 7 of George Carlin's dirty words you can't say on Television, Richard taught him 6.

*Liz Claman of CNBC finished the NYC marathon, because Richard was running after her with a jar of spice.

*Darth Vader did not die from injuries caused by the Emperor, actually Richard choked him with the force.

*Stephen Tapp did not go to Canada for work on a plane, Richard simply picked him up and lauched him like a shotput, Canada is just where he happened to end up.

*The only reason God does not reign down fire and brimstone on Wells Fargo, is because Richard Bone works there.

*The French hate Richard Bone and the U.S. equally. Only because he swindled them as lead negotiator for the U.S. in the Louisiana purchase.

*Once when Richard was playing Football, he started a fight on the other teams sideline and quickly was surrounded by 80 opponents. The fact of the matter is that he allowed them to surround him, just to give them a fair fight.

*Richard killed Old Yeller and Bambi's Mother. Not because he was especially cruel, but because Bambi's mother sold fawns into the Fillipino Sex Slave Trade and Old Yeller dealt drugs to Children outside of elementary schools.

Well You think you know me, but you have no idea...

Bone

out.